Link of the Week!

Hello, and welcome to a sparkly new addition to HG which I like to call ‘Link of the Week!‘. Each Friday, I will be picking my favourite links so that you people may share in the goodness. This week’s linky lovely is the apply titled TV Links, where a wealth of square-eyed time-wasting can be found. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this particular find, but what I can take credit for is passing it on to bloody everybody. So, folks, share in the wonder that is TV Links, bask in its golden rays of pure and undiluted entertainment value.

Christening the Gerb

I had wanted to call this blog ‘Hermaphrodite Gerb’ rather than ‘gerbil’, but I was informed folks who hadn’t had a whole heap of the li’l critters would be unfamiliar with the abbreviation. I also thought a little pic of gerbil genitals would make a fitting logo, but nothing came up in Google images under ‘hermaphrodite gerbil’. Growing up, my big brother was allergic to just about everything so I couldn’t have the dog I longed for, instead I made do with endless gerbils. Of course, they bred like a bunch of mofo’s and before long we had a family of inbred buckles. Some had dental trouble, others had dual-gendered genitals. Just the luck of the draw, I guess. I have yet to realise my doggy dream, but I am the proud owner a ratty little fellow, one Mr. L. Cakes Esquire, but more on him later…